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6:01pm April 20, 2014

the-doctor-dean-in-221b:

what if Jesus had a middle name

and it was something really lame, like Harold.

"JESUS HAROLD CHRIST. COME HERE THIS INSTANT AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM."

"But MOOOMMM I’m healing a blind man!"

"DON’T MAKE ME GET YOUR FATHER"

"Which one?"

6:00pm April 20, 2014

wlntersoldier:

don’t date anyone who doesn’t think hawkeye is a valuable member of the avengers

5:59pm April 20, 2014

demons-doctors-detectives:

actualucifer:

astolat:

liminalzone:

notwithoutmycoffee:

Anyone notice that Tony has plans to build each Avenger their own floor at Stark Tower? He picks Captain America’s first.

I HAD NO IDEA THAT WAS WHAT HE WAS DOING. I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST REBUILDING. NOT PLOTTING EVERYONE’S APARTMENTS~ IN HIS TOWER. OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD.

okay this is AWESOME, who is going to write the Tony Stark Interior Designer AU please

"I’m thinking a theme of muted sepia and cream, with dark blue notes — relaxing, yet masculine," Tony said. "What do you think?"

"Uh," Steve said. "Can I have a firm mattress?"

"Four-thousand springs Duxiana, buddy, nothing but the best for my team," Tony said. 

"…is that a yes or a no?" Steve said. 

"Okay, okay, buddy, I think you’re going a little overboard with the red. I think we can tone down the silver, too. What about, like, a nice pale gold? With like, shades of dark brown-green? Or is that too Loki…"
"Uh, Stark-"
"C’mon, Thor, gimme something to work with here. What kind of stand do you need for the hammer?"

"So I’m thinking lots of green and purple-"
Tony-“
"I’m kidding! What about pale blue? You know, those weird unnatural eggshell things. That’s a nice, calming colour. And like, a bit of pale yellow, too."
"I thought you wanted me to "embrace the beast" or whatever-"
"Not in my tower. Do not wreck my tower."

"So did you guys want like a double room, or-"
"Stark-"
I will rip your face off-“
"Alright, Blackhawk! Chill! I’m still thinking joined - hey! That record player actually cost stuff, you know?! You can’t just be tossing - and there’s my fridge. That’s heavy, you know. My mini-fridge is heavy - stop it!"

there’s actually a really great fic of this 

5:57pm April 20, 2014

morarty:

who needs healthy sleeping habits when you have fanfiction about the everlasting love between a genetically modified supersoldier and an amnesiac master assassin

5:56pm April 20, 2014

iamtheredheadedleague:

glenbulb:

Idris Elba eating a piece of chocolate.

dude

Idris Elba makes literally everything look really cool and it makes me cross

5:56pm April 20, 2014

zimiestef:

dirtythoughts:

Trying to do math

image

I thought this said “Trying to do meth”

and funnily enough, the reaction picture still fits

5:56pm April 20, 2014
neyagawa:

meanplastic:

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im fucking crying at this effort they taped the cockroach and made a little tie the longer i look at this the funnier it gets

neyagawa:

meanplastic:

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im fucking crying at this effort they taped the cockroach and made a little tie the longer i look at this the funnier it gets

5:54pm April 20, 2014
5:54pm April 20, 2014
5:54pm April 20, 2014

vibhrancy:

meeting someone with the same music taste is seriously the best thing ever

5:54pm April 20, 2014

Scarlett Johansson by Craig McDean for Vanity Fair May 2014

5:54pm April 20, 2014

crydaisy:

jake left me flowers on my windshield last night and it rained and now they are pretty little soggy flowers

5:53pm April 20, 2014

xshiromorix:

I am constantly amazed by Hannibal’s propensity to be offended at being accused of something he actually did.

5:53pm April 20, 2014
5:52pm April 20, 2014

“Bottas probably runs on Holy Spirit.”

— Commentator on Valtteri using 0.00% of fuel (via bottass)